A Few Quotes and Stuff...

• "The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea."- _The Wizardry Compiled_ by Rick Cook
  
• Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
  
• Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
  
• We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
  
• The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten 10% of its capacity, the rest is overhead for the operating system.
  
• Programming is an art form that fights back.
  
• There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
  
• Best file compression around: "DEL *.* /S" = 100% compression
  
• Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
  
• RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
  
• Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
  
• What happens to programmers when they die?
  
  • They get deallocated?
    
  • Their values become undefined?
    
  • The get re-intialized?
    
  • Their structues break down?
    
  • They become WORM food...
    
  • They start dropping bits........
    
  • They branch to a new address!
    
  • Their social system resources are released?
    
  • They dump core?